Showing posts with label Berita Gak Basi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Berita Gak Basi. Show all posts

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Tahukah anda kenapa orang indonesia suka nyontek?

Nyontek sewaktu ujian, ternyata bukan budaya anak-anak SD aja, bahkan sampai Perguruan Tinggi pun budaya ini masih kental.
Benar juga kata pepatah, ‘Guru Kencing Berdiri, Anak Murid Kencing Berlari.’ Kalau gurunya sewaktu kuliah nyontek ketika ujian, anak muridnya juga ikutan. Maka 100% anak murid tidak bisa disalahkan, seharusnya para guru instropeksi diri.
Budaya nyontek sewaktu ujian di Negara Indonesia ini telah mengakar kuat pada dunia pendidikan. Sulit untuk dihilangkan, persis sebagaimana budaya korupsi.
Kalau dipikir-pikir apa sih penyebab seorang pelajar, mahasiswa, calon PNS nyontek sewaktu ujian?
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Mungkin ini sebabnya :
1. Ndak belajar ketika mau ujian. (Kalau ini jelas…bingung ndk bisa jawab)
2. Ndak ingat alias lupa, sehingga nyari2 suara, tulisan, atau bisikan2 yg bisa mengingatkannya apa yg telah dihafalnya sebelumnya. (Kalau yg ini mngkin ndk dosa ya….hehehehe)
3. Materi soalnya tidak sesuai dengan materi yang ia pelajari. (Wah..kalau yg ini jelas kalang kabut, mayoritas nyontek ketika ujian disebabkan hal ini)
4. Ndk percaya diri. (Kalau yg ini kurang baik, ndk punya pendirian, ndk istiqamah, ndk bisa jadi pemimpin, hehehe)
5. Ada kesempatan. (Kalau ini jelas, menggunakan kesempatan dalam kesempitan)
6. Ingin nilai yang tinggi. (Biasanya orang yg nyontek ingin mendapatkan nilai yang tinggi, ndk penting walaupun menghalalkan segala jalan, yg penting lulus)
7. Ingin dapet uang. (Kalau yg satu ini joky jawaban. Biasanya mereka membocorkan jawaban dengan imbalan sejumlah uang atau dollar, ndk apa2 hasil syubhat yg penting kenyang, hehehe)
8. Ingin bantu temen atau murid. (Kalau yg ini pingin jadi pahlawan kebaikan, tp salah langkah…hehehe)
9. Disuruh nyontek. (Haaaaaa…kalau yg ini gimana ya?, karena ada dosen yg nyurh mahsiswanya buka buku ktika ujian, biar nilainya dapet A semua), seakan-akan mahsiswanya pinter semua, tp dosennya jadi bodoh, hehehehe)
10. Apalagi ya…bagi temen2 yg tahu sebab-sebab nyontek tlong tlis disini ya……….

Saturday, 13 April 2013

125 Singkatan Bahasa Inggris Gaul

  • AFAIK --> As Far As I Know
  • AFK --> Away From Keyboard
  • ASAP --> As Soon As Possible
  • BAS --> Big A** Smile
  • B4 --> Before
  • BBL --> Be Back Later
  • BBN --> Bye Bye Now
  • BBS --> Be Back Soon
  • BEG --> Big Evil Grin
  • BF --> Boyfriend
  • BIBO --> Beer In, Beer Out
  • BRB --> Be Right Back
  • BTW --> By The Way
  • BWL --> Bursting With Laughter
  • C&G --> Chuckle and Grin
  • CICO --> Coffee In, Coffee Out
  • CID --> Crying In Disgrace
  • CNP --> Continued (in my) Next Post
  • CP --> Chat Post(a chat message)
  • CRBT --> Crying Real Big Tears
  • CSG --> Chuckle Snicker Grin
  • CYA --> See You (Seeya)
  • CYAL8R --> See You Later (Seeyalata)
  • CUL8R --> See You Later
  • DLTBBB --> Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  • EG --> Evil Grin
  • EMSG --> Email Message
  • FC --> Fingers Crossed
  • FTBOMH --> From The Bottom Of My Heart
  • FYI --> For Your Information
  • FWIW --> For What It's Worth
  • GAL --> Get A Life
  • GF --> Girlfriend
  • GFN --> Gone For Now
  • GMBA --> Giggling My Butt Off
  • GMTA --> Great Minds Think Alike
  • GR8 --> Great
  • GTSY --> Glad To See You
  • H&K --> Hug and Kiss
  • HABU --> Have A Better 'Un
  • HAGN --> Have A Good Night
  • HAGU --> Have A Good 'Un
  • HHIS --> Hanging Head in Shame
  • HUB --> Head Up Butt
  • IAE --> In Any Event
  • IC --> I See
  • IGP --> I Gotta Pee
  • IMNSHO --> In My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMO --> In My Opinion
  • IMCO --> In My Considered Opinion
  • IMHO --> In My Humble Opinion
  • IOW --> In Other Words
  • IRL --> In Real Life
  • IWALU --> I Will Always Love You
  • IWO --> In Other Words
  • JMO --> Just My Opinion
  • JTLYK --> Just To Let You Know
  • KIT --> Keep In Touch
  • KOC --> Kiss On Cheek
  • KOL --> Kiss On Lips
  • L8R --> Later
  • L8R --> G8R Later 'Gater
  • LHM --> Lord Help Me
  • LHO --> Laughing Head Off
  • LHU --> Lord Help Us
  • LMAO --> Laughing My A$$ Off
  • LMSO --> Laughing My Socks Off
  • LTNS --> Long Time No See
  • LOL --> Laugh Out Loud
  • LSHMBB --> Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
  • LSHMBH --> Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
  • LSHTTARDML --> Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
  • LTNS --> Long Time No See
  • LTS --> Laughing To Self
  • LUWAMH --> Love You With All My Heart
  • LY --> Love Ya
  • MTF --> More To Follow
  • NRN --> No Reply Necessary
  • NADT --> Not A Darn Thing
  • OIC --> Oh, I See
  • OL --> Old Lady (significant other)
  • OM --> Old Man (significant other)
  • OTOH --> On The Other Hand
  • OTTOMH --> Off The Top of My Head
  • PDS --> Please Don't Shoot
  • PITA --> Pain In The A**
  • PM --> Private Message
  • PMFJI --> Pardon Me For Jumping In
  • PMP --> Peed My Pants
  • POAHF --> Put On A Happy Face
  • QSL --> Reply
  • QSO --> Conversation
  • QT --> Cutie
  • ROFL --> Rolling On Floor Laughing
  • ROFLAPMP --> ROFL And Peeing My Pants
  • ROFLMAO --> ROFL My A** Off
  • ROFLMAOAY --> ROFLMAO At You
  • ROFLMAOWTIME --> ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
  • ROFLUTS ROFL --> Unable to Speak
  • RTFM --> Read The F****** Manual!
  • SETE --> Smiling Ear To Ear
  • SHID --> Slaps Head In Disgust
  • SNERT --> Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
  • SO --> Significant Other
  • SOT --> Short Of Time
  • SOTMG --> Short Of Time Must Go
  • SWAK --> Sealed With A Kiss
  • SWAS --> Scientific Wild A** Guess
  • SWL --> Screaming with Laughter
  • SYS --> See You Soon
  • TA --> Thanks Again
  • TGIF --> Thank God It's Friday
  • TCOY --> Take Care Of Yourself
  • TILII --> Tell It Like It Is
  • TNT --> Till Next Time
  • TOY --> Thinking Of You
  • TTFN --> Ta Ta For Now
  • TTYL --> Talk To You Later
  • WAS --> Wild A** Guess
  • WB --> Welcome Back
  • WTH --> What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
  • YBS --> You'll Be Sorry
  • YG --> Young Gentleman
  • YL --> Young Lady
  • YM--> Young Man